The Long & Lonely Highway (of Bondage)

We need to talk…

I confess, it’s the same story, all the time.

I try to communicate. I try to listen. I try to understand your needs, and to fulfill them, to the best of my ability.

So when you say “Make your podcasts more listenable,” I stop eating spaghetti while I’m recording. When you say “Make them more frequent,” I give up watching Jersey Shore and Alton Brown just so I can record more content. When you say “Give us free rope!” I not only arrange to give you free rope, but I make it a Fun Contest.

The Twisted Monk/Ropecast Giveaway #2: CAR BONDAGE

Yes, of course you already knew about it, because you’ve already heard the interview with Evinxiamor on the Ropecast, and you know that the next contest involves car bondage. Not a lot of car bondage – just a bit, just the mere idea of car bondage, that’s all you need to do to get an entry.

Well, that, or register to go to the Toronto GRUE. But you could even get there by car, and get TWO entries!

TWO!

Unfortunately, I find that I do not have a plethora of entries. In fact, I have exactly three: one limerick I put in an earlier post, and Evinxiamor for coming up with her Car Rope Bondage Challenge in the first place, and then Master Phoenix for contacting her about the challenge (yeah, Master Phoenix, I heard about it, and it counts, even though you didn’t actually contact me. That’s how desperate I am).

But hey, that’s fine. I’m sure there’s LOTS of podcasts out there that give away $50 gift certificates towards the FINEST HAND-CONDITIONED HEMP ROPE IN THE GALAXY. Why should I expect anyone to turn a tire iron into a hogtie spreader bar, or their CBT into a hood ornament, or maybe double the headlights on their vehicle (if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge)?

All I can say is, when I went to Monk with this idea, he said “Let’s put it out there, see how it flies. If it goes well, we’ll keep it up.” And he was thrilled with the first contest – even gave a special “boobie discount” to the winner (who has magnificent, um, tracts of land).

But if this is what we’re gonna give him, folx, well, I can’t guarantee he’ll be quite as enthusiastic next time…

email any entries – photo, audio, written, whatever – to graydancer@gmail.com

UPDATE! News Flash!

Mere seconds after posting this entry, I received the following from the amazingly Hot and Talented Essin Em:

I’m not very creative or cool, and I don’t know much about rope, but am finally beginning to get into it. Here is how I’d have hot car rope action and bondage with a little sex thrown in.

I have this visualization of my new car (a silver HHR, which I’m getting next week) tied up in a beautiful tortoiseshell style harness all over the hood, preferably in a red or crimson color.  Beautiful by itself for driving of course, but even better, picture me tied to the hood, bent over it, my pale skin contrasting the deep red rope as my partner fucks me into oblivion on the top story of a parking garage, the lines of the rope and the grill leaving sensuous marks on my skin to remember my tryst by.

To which I simply have to say: NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT!

I’ll be in my bunk…