All I needed to know about rope bondage…

Here is another entry in the Twisted Monk/Ropecast giveaway. Ill be posting some fantastic photos erotica too, but this essay is pure poetry…

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All I really need to know about rope bondage I learned from driving a shitty car…

If something doesnt work right side up, it probably wont work upside down.

If its not supposed to move and it does, more rope. If its supposed to move and doesnt, more lube.

Sometimes you get where you planned to go without any problems. Sometimes you get a story. Rarely do you get both.

Mufflers and bottoms both occasionally fall off whatever theyre attached to.

They can both be put back on as long as no one runs over them and you have some more rope.

The more often this happens, the louder they get.

There are warning signals before most disasters. Pay attention to them. Some of these serve as actual warnings. Others are just inanimate objects laughing at how fucked you are.

Check vital fluids regularly by probing all available openings with hard objects.

Regarding strangers wanting a ride: About one out three will be an axe murdering sociopath. Still, those are better odds than youll see in Vegas.

Yes, you can actually have too much momentum.

Attitude is more important than physical condition.

Friends make both shitty cars and rope bondage a lot more fun.

Vague

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