Did I ever tell you how I turned 40?
It was at an event called Dark Odyssey: Winterfire, and I was presenting and getting to meet and hang out with all sorts of fun people. People like Mollena, and Lolita, and my native guide Naiia, and more. It was falling over my birthday, so I was far from home, but it was ok…there were lots of things to do and keep me occupied. My demo bottom was the amazing Calico (that’s her torturing Nicotine over there on the left, and I got to briefly meet that Hogtied virgin courtesy of Lochai at the same event).
On the night of my birthday there was an open dungeon, and I got to do a few fun things – rough body play with Naiia in a cage, a hot scene with Calico suspended and tortured, my first scene with my longtime crush K…and I also got to play with Ten.
Ten is a young woman with, I have to tell you, the sweetest disposition, a wicked tolerance for pain, and a clever wit and beautiful voice. However, I tell you that just in the “All this and…” sense, because I have to tell you that Ten has the most perfect ass I’ve ever seen.
Yes, perfect. When people talk about “those twin divine globes” or “shakin’ the trunk” they are actually talking about the Platonic ideal of the ass, which happens to belong to Ten. I say this not to put any of the other fine asses I have seen, male and female, to shame. They are wonderful, and every one has its place (preferably under my paddle, but wherever is fine).
But Ten’s ass was…exquisite. Poetic. Elegant in line and function and form and oh, how she worked those skirts. When I tell you that her ass was unbelievably wondrous in every way, that your eyes just wanted to stay on it, that your hands couldn’t help but curl the fingers into a longing desire to cup it…I’m not really doing it justice. Not at all.
And when I tell you that, on my birthday, upon hearing that I was looking for a volunteer to accept my birthday spankings (a domly tradition from the last few years ahem, Old Guard Rope Ninja Sex Poodle tradition), she smiled and beamed and prettily volunteered…ah, yes, I am indeed a fortunate man.
We had a beautiful scene. This tiny image is only a bit of it, it involved rope and biting and hands and more. And at the end of it, as the night ticked over into the beginning of my fifth decade, her delicate voice counted off the spanks. And at the end of them, trembling and with that ultimate ass red with my birthday strikes, she looked back with bright, tearful eyes and said “Happy birthday, Graydancer,” in a voice that would have made Marilyn Monroe sound like a Skexis.
Why am I telling you this? Because she just had her first Hogtied shoot, and frankly, I’m both pissed and lost in admiration for the marketing department at Kink.com. Because in the preview gallery, there’s really only one shot (and segment) that shows off that amazing ass. Admittedly, it’s a good one – but you’ll have to either subscribe or buy the KinkOnDemand to really get a taste of Ten.
But it’s well worth it, in any case. Whether it’s your birthday or not. Good job, Ten – and thank you.