(perhaps this post would have been better phrased “Putting the ‘gina in Orangina”…)

I really am speechless at this video. It…it…no. I simply do not have words. Except that my furry friends are going to love it, if they haven’t seen it yet, and I have to agree with QT3_141592 when she says, “How is does one go from: “I do advertising for a juice company and need a commercial” to “I know! Softcore furry tentacle porn!!!”"

This is how, apparently.

In other news: I got a full new rope kit today from my esteemed sponsor, Twisted Monk. All this rope, and nobody on the holiday to tie up. So sad…